Andy (Species: Homo Sapiens; Sub-type: Coventry/Stubborn): A biological unit primarily powered by caffeine and a refusal to acknowledge the laws of physics when they become inconvenient. Known for his ability to ignore a Galactic Overlord in favour of a Shortbread biscuit.
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